she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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