just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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