I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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