But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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