I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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