Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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