Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
