Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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