I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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