Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If that was your dad, he is hot
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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