Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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