Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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