He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I am one with the molecules
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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