I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
