1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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