You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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