How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
third nipple confirmed
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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