Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
MIDGETS
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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