Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
