She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
