If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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