Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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