please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
well you can't waste a boner
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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