You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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