I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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