just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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