Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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