I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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