Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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