I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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