fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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