I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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