I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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