You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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