did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
This is my gift to your gina
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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