So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
