So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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