What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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