I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
the room spins SO much faster in panama
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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