The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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