Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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