She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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