Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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