I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
