I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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