I'm drive I can fine osifer
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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