Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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