Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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