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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
May the power of my ass compel you!!
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