well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
