i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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