"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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