Just cropdusted the office
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Pooping to opera.
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