why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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