I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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