the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
